Construction Man Joe
Construction Man Joe was born 20 something years ago to a mother and father in the outskirts of Nevada. When he was 5 years old, his parents divorced (the first of four divorces he will be through) and went to live with his father in a different outskirt of Nevada. It was there he learned to start construction.
Construction Man Joe was around 6 or 7 years old when he made his first construction project: The Gamer Chair. He was praised for such an invitational creation until he was 12, when his gamer chair became controversial. He quickly went broke, and soon after his father moved out of the house to live in yet another outskirt of Nevada. This started a life of crime for young Construction Man Joe.
He first started with petty theft; breaking into houses, shoplifting quarters he found on the CVS floor, etc. But the extremity of his crimes committed quickly grew. Arson, piracy, treason, drug trafficking, you name it. Not long after, he went to war and started to commit various war crimes, such as murder and enslavement. He escaped charges by fleeing back to a different outskirt in Nevada, though was left without his fortune and turned to prostitution which is how I met him <3
During his time in crime he had three wives, and divorced them all (the other three divorces he went through, in which the last was caused by me). After fleeing to Ohio, the one state that allowed his existence, he started to get into construction again. He built The Leaning Tower of Pisa, which didn't turn out well. Besides that, people started to praise him for his building (and his prostitution, in which I am his main client). Now Construction Man Joe lives in the heart of Ohio, building and having unsafe sex to his hearts content.
Construction Man Joe was around 6 or 7 years old when he made his first construction project: The Gamer Chair. He was praised for such an invitational creation until he was 12, when his gamer chair became controversial. He quickly went broke, and soon after his father moved out of the house to live in yet another outskirt of Nevada. This started a life of crime for young Construction Man Joe.
He first started with petty theft; breaking into houses, shoplifting quarters he found on the CVS floor, etc. But the extremity of his crimes committed quickly grew. Arson, piracy, treason, drug trafficking, you name it. Not long after, he went to war and started to commit various war crimes, such as murder and enslavement. He escaped charges by fleeing back to a different outskirt in Nevada, though was left without his fortune and turned to prostitution which is how I met him <3
During his time in crime he had three wives, and divorced them all (the other three divorces he went through, in which the last was caused by me). After fleeing to Ohio, the one state that allowed his existence, he started to get into construction again. He built The Leaning Tower of Pisa, which didn't turn out well. Besides that, people started to praise him for his building (and his prostitution, in which I am his main client). Now Construction Man Joe lives in the heart of Ohio, building and having unsafe sex to his hearts content.